Friday, November 11, 2011

You Wanna Piece o' Me?

Position Wanted: Burnt-out former restaurant owner with too much time on her hands and lingering debt issues looking for work. Punctual, dependable, strong work ethic. No drama. Open availability, but would prefer not to work early mornings, evenings, weekends or holidays. Position cannot require interacting with the public, other employees, or management. Current skillset evaluation indicates this person is uniquely suited to sitting in front of a laptop for hours playing solitaire. Available immediately. Please call…


  1. If they call, would you need an assistant?

  2. Too bad you can't get paid for going out on the dike and counting all the birds and other wildlife. Although it would be awfully chilly right now.

  3. Terri--it kind of sucks, but not as much as my last job!
    Charlene--I think by definition, "Solitaire" doesn't require an assistant. But if it did, you'd be the first one I'd call. :)