Monday, October 9, 2017

Not a Good Night

There's a Facebook page called "Purple Clover" that posts some of my favorite memes in all the internet.  Most of them make me laugh out loud, and I "share"" them with wild abandon.  I shared this one, too.  Not because it made me laugh, but because it struck VERY close to home.  Particularly last night.   

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Pandering to the Base

It occurred to me today, after a couple of forays into the Facebook Comments Jungle, that Hillary Clinton's defeat last November demonstrates clearly that American voters WANT to be pandered to.  Lie to us.  Please.  We don't care about what's possible or feasible.  Throw us those big, puffed-up catch phrases and feel-good slogans and we'll latch on like piglets to a hog's teat.

I honestly think that the reason Mrs. Clinton had such a hard time "connecting" with voters is that she was under the direly mistaken impression that people wanted to hear real answers to real concerns. The poor fool squandered precious time crafting policy and solutions, time that she SHOULD have spent pandering to "the base." She SHOULD have promised the pie-in-the-sky progressive utopia that she knew had no chance in hell of ever becoming reality--like Bernie Sanders did. She SHOULD have promised that energy and steel and mill and manufacturing jobs would all be forced to come back, and the disappearing middle class would rise again--like Trump did.

Instead, having some insight into how the office of President actually functioned, she tried to present the issues and the solutions as she knew they might possibly even come about, given how our government does (or does not) work.

But American voters were very clear about what kind of "reality" they were on board with...and it wasn't the kind Hillary Clinton was offering.

Now we have to live with the reality we chose. 

So... When does the part where America gets "great" again start?

Monday, October 2, 2017

Take a Knee

Another mass shooting by a white man with an arsenal of automatic weapons.  And the media are falling all over themselves to report how "shocked" his family is, and how quiet and normal he was.  Another law-abiding white citizen, who checked into a hotel with 23 firearms.

I can't help but compare this to the way the media scramble to dig up dirt about young black men who are killed or maimed by law enforcement...any excuse to label them criminals or "thugs."  Failing that, there's the fall-back position:  "THEY should have (surrendered, fallen down on their knees with hands up, complied with officers' frantically screamed instructions...)

For the fifty+ dead at the hands of a "nice" white terrorist in Las Vegas last night; for 26 at Sandy Hook; for Trayvon, and Tamir; for countless others mass murdered with weapons of war in the hands of "quiet" white men...or killed, maimed or abused by authorities because of the color of their skin; for the society that has allowed such carnage and injustice...

Take a knee.

Playing With Boy Toys

How to get the 400# roof back up on your "free" gazebo without putting yourself and/or your spouse in the hospital:

Sunday, October 1, 2017


Friday, September 29, 2017

Seriously Delusional


White House Economic Advisor Gary Cohn Says That With an Extra $1000 in Tax Savings, a Family Could Buy a Car or Renovate a Kitchen

In the Bush years, it was $400, and we were all supposed to rush out and buy a new TV for Christmas.

Now, it's $1k (and they say there's no inflation...!)--maybe--and we can go out and buy a car or renovate our kitchen!

(I guess we'll just have to finance the rest--$20k?  $40k?--at usury interest rates...for the rest of our lives.)

The GOP has gone from out-of-touch to delusional in less than a decade.

Maybe we can pony up that "extra" $1k for a new second-hand couch to put on our front porch.


Thursday, September 28, 2017

14 Years...

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

A Time For Fear

Human beings developed the technology to annihilate the earth in the 1940's.  For more than 70 years, we have somehow managed to avoid ending ourselves and our planet.  Our one hope to avoid Armageddon has been the reasonable caution of sane leaders.  Our greatest fear:  that some crazy person, some insane asshole who sees through the eyes of one maddened by power, would get control of the switch.

Having personally lived my entire life under the shadow of the mushroom cloud, I know how easy it is to compartmentalize the fear of total to hog-tie it and stuff it far into the back of one's mind.  Not to do so has hardly seemed a live with that kind of fear right in front of us, every day, would surely drive us mad. 

But now...NOW is the time to bring that fear front and center.  We need it to motivate us to act against the crazy man in the Oval Office who might just hit that button.
Thinking he won't, or can't, could be the end of us all.

Monday, September 25, 2017


Surely it was yesterday that I was sweltering in the smoky doldrums of late summer, longing for autumn, cool and colorful...and wincing when I realized it was still August and I would be stuck with crackling heat and dust for another month.

And yet, this morning it's full-blown fall, with juncoes and sparrows, doves and jays squabbling over seeds under the feeders; while the spiral notes of crane calls and discordant symphonies of goose barking waft over the channel from the east.

I feel as if I have come home.  Or, perhaps more accurately, home has come back to me.

October is definitely my favorite color...!    

Monday, September 11, 2017

Choose Love

It's that anniversary again. 

The one upon which every person who would like to identify as a "good" American posts images of flags, or smoking towers, or firemen, or two bright lights piercing the night sky where two brick-and-mortar towers used to stand...

...emblazoned with the words, "Never forget."

I've made no secret of my opinion of that sentiment, especially in regard to this event  in particular, this event that everyone rabidly wants to never forget.  I was prepared to go into great detail about WHY I loathe the very words, and certainly the fear, hatred and ultra-nationalism that inspires them. 

But I realized I have already written that essay.  Four years ago.

You can find it here:

Never Forget? 

I will add this to my list of things we should never forget:

Take one look at the state of our national government, at who sits behind the desk in the Oval Office, at who controls the do-nothing Congress, at the deep and deepening divide between political ideologies in America...and never forget that THIS is the result of the actions of morally bankrupt leaders exploiting a national tragedy to accomplish their own corrupt agenda. 

The politics of fear.

The politics of hate.

The politics of  "I got mine."

The politics of division.

Bin Laden, damn his soul to perdition, did indeed all but destroy this country on that day 16 years ago.

So I'll not be admonishing anyone to "never forget" in the conventionally accepted sense of those words.

But I will share this sentiment that a friend shared on Facebook, which I find represents exactly how this anniversary should be treated:


Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Still Denying It?

The Northwest is on fire...

...and the Southeast is under water.

Welcome to climate change...

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

The Politics of Won't

As you ponder the daily outrageous antics of our juvenile idiot-in-chief, and you bang your head on your desk in frustration that, no matter what he does, he seems utterly untouchable, and inexplicably in it for the duration…. consider this:

There has been a Congress in Washington DC led by a fractured, ineffective Grand Old Party since 2010.   A group of men (and a few hapless women) whose only objective for seven long years has been to acquire and rabidly defend POWER.

Power used exclusively to enhance their own fortunes, through enhancing the fortunes of those who already have more money than they will ever need, and will use that excess to buy a government that will slavishly do their bidding.   

Power that they either can not or will not use to enrich the lives of the common American people…the people who might still naively  believe that the Congress is beholden to them.  

Power that, because of the deep fractures within the party, cannot be harnessed for action, but can only be laid, bulky and paralyzed, as an enormous blockade in front of the wheels of progress. 

For seven years.

Don’t forget that the only thing, the ONLY thing, this Congress has accomplished in seven years is to impede, to every extent possible, the ability of a duly elected president from the opposing party to serve the people of the United States of America.  This Congress’ greatest accomplishment, in 7 years, was to deny that president his Constitutionally granted right to appoint a justice to the Supreme Court.

This is the Congress of “Can’t.”

This is the Congress of “Won’t.”

Think of that the next time our hideous caricature of a Chief Executive does something outrageous, preposterous, or downright dangerous, and then just skates on to his next escapade, untouched and unimpeded by…anything.

Realize that it is in the hands of the Congress of Won’t to keep this moron in check before he destroys the country.

Realize that the Congress of Won’t began destroying America seven years ago. 

And they aren’t inclined to stop now.      

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Thursday, August 24, 2017


And August like...a minute and a half?

But, that's okay...  Because

Wednesday, August 23, 2017


A friend posted this video on Facebook.  It was just after the Charlotte debacle, when every white person in America was either lining up behind the racists or hurriedly "white-splaining" why he/she was NOT racist.

Much as I believe the guy in the video is a total ASS, it can be said that his "non-racist racist" message is the one that resonates more clearly with the sub-set of Trump supporters who would be perceived as NOT raving lunatic alt-right.  Maybe the folks next door with whom you've always had a right neighborly relationship, or the co-worker at the next desk  who is politically conservative, but you've always gotten along well enough to play together on the company bowling league.

This guy's monologue can sound pretty reasonable to a lot of frustrated, disgruntled, threatened white Americans who have watched the middle class disappear before their eyes, and can't seem to understand that it is NOT the guy on food stamps who has been chipping away at their status; rather, it's the guy on "Celebrity Apprentice" whose over-the-top lifestyle they not-so-secretly covet.

Here is the video.  Afterward, the comment I posted on the page.  To which I have received no response of which I am aware.

Apparently the video has been deleted.  I don't know if I can describe it accurately enough to make this post make sense, but  I'll give it a shot.  Basically it was a forty-ish good ole boy standing out in his yard, pontificating about how he's not racist...  I DO remember that his speech began with, "To all you black men and black women out there..."  Then he went on to say how much he dislikes being called a "white boy" and people had better not label him that way.  He ranted for awhile about how he doesn't enjoy any white privilege...he has WORKED for everything he has (a deliberate misunderstanding of the term "white privilege," I'm thinking...:)  And that black people just need to get over living in the past and thinking they are still being oppressed by white people.  And then he goes on to declare that HE is not responsible for past transgressions against black people...he was not even born yet!  He was not there making those decisions to lynch or burn or beat or "jim crow," so get out of HIS face about it.  Thus, my evaluation of him as a total ass...
No...but being white DOES mean enjoying a heaping helping of "white privilege" which most of us white people-- having never been a minority and not having had our ancestors dragged to these shores in chains-- do not even think about. White privilege does NOT mean being given things for free rather than working for them, as this guy in the video wants to believe. White privilege means NOT being detained/arrested/shot at for being caught in the "wrong" neighborhood. White privilege means that a white man may walk down the street carrying an AR15 on his back without being molested by police, because he's simply "exercising his 2nd amendment rights" but a black boy brandishing a pellet gun in a public park is shot dead by police immediately, no questions asked. White privilege is the President saying "All sides are responsible" when a white terrorist plows into a crowd of peaceful demonstrators and kills someone.

The guy in this video has NO IDEA what he's talking about, and will have no idea until he experiences what black people and other minorities experience at the hands of SOME of the white majority every day, right here in 2017. Black people and other minorities live in the "past" this guy is spouting off about because it ISN'T the past for them. The Japanese aren't attacking Pearl Harbor TODAY. Hitler is not killing Jews TODAY. But black people and other minorities are being shot, bullied, discriminated against and openly hated TODAY all over the country. Blacks are not living in the past. They are dealing with ill treatment TODAY. It's obvious that we are NOT a "post-racial" society. Anything but.

I'm white, and I was born in this country, too. But that doesn't mean I have a right to be purposely and aggressively blind to the history of race relations in this blow the whole issue off with a declaration that "I wasn't there" and "It wasn't MY fault." Those that don't understand history are destined to repeat it. Just look around. It's happening as we speak.

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Monday, July 17, 2017


Back in high school (a loooong time ago...I'm surprised I can remember that far back), I submitted an essay in a writing class;  it was about depression.  I was listing the sad ills of my depressed state, one of which was:  "I can't write..."  My writing teacher scribbled in the margin--  "But you're writing here, aren't you?"  Touche. 

Then again, there's writing, and there's Writing.  When I scribble pages upon pages of my personal angst, that's writing.  What I want to create is "Writing:"  Polished essays about things that matter.  I don't do that too much anymore.  Partly because I seem to have lost the muse...and partly because the things that matter are so fucked up that I can't even go there.

The world is insane, and screwed up, and unbelievably damaged.  The USA has led it into a place of unfathomable decline; a place where bullying, crassness, chest-beating and ignorance rule.  Where education is disrespected (yet, we are all told we need a college degree get a job that earns better than slave wages;) where the desire for peace is labeled  weakness; where "leaders" guide legions of sheep-like followers wherever the politics of fear,  aggression and contempt for  "otherness" can take them. 

Our country is a mess; and it's been a mess so long that we are beginning to accept this hideous tangle of dishonesty, cyber-bullying, blowhard policy and collusion with unfriendly foreign powers as "normal."  We understand that our nation has become a tragi-comedy on the world stage; but we can't do anything about it, so we just retire studiously into our own little lives and do our best to ignore the insanity.  We are not Don Quixote.  We're too smart (too exhausted?  too disheartened?) to tilt at windmills.  So we just...don't. 

I don't find anything motivating about this state of affairs.  All it inspires is disbelief, then anger, then hopelessness.  That kind of muse makes for bitter, cynical writing.  Not only am I tired of dwelling in that place, but I firmly believe that it's the last thing anyone needs to read right now.  It only adds fuel to the fire that is consuming everything good, positive and hopeful about our society and our world.

So when I say "I can't write" these days, my reasons are sound.  And sad.                  

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Friday, July 7, 2017

One More Reason to Hate the Fourth of July

I belong to the “Concerned Citizens of Columbia County” Facebook page. 

Last Monday, one of my fellow “concerned citizens” posted this;

There will be loud fire works all night long tonight and tomorrow, probably really late or early lol, dont post 1000 things bitching about it,! Its America! Take your scared little yapper dogs and move to Russia if you dont like it!

…even though the “pinned post” that heads the page specifically mentions that “This page is not to be used for venting…[and] We will delete comments that contain bashing, unproductive arguments, or where there is childish name calling involved. If we continue seeing the same people doing it, we will simply delete/ban them.”  Inexplicably, this post and its 177 mostly ugly and ignorant comments stayed up for four days before Admin took it down…  I guess that last comment (mine) about how we should be kind and courteous to our neighbors when it came to our holiday celebrations was the straw that broke the camel’s back. 

The private use of high-powered fireworks has gotten completely out of hand in the past couple of years.  Time was, here in Oregon, when people would purchase armloads of the legal fireworks sold at fireworks stands around the state for two weeks before the holiday, drag them out onto the driveway after dark on the Fourth, and light up the night for a couple hours.  And save the rest for New Years Eve.  You would be surprised at how awesome the legal fireworks are.  WAY better than anything we ever had as kids back in Illinois, where the only legal “fireworks” were punks and snakes.  Anything that sparked or flew was verboten.  We used to hide behind our garage to light the sparklers we smuggled over the border from Wisconsin.    

These days, more and more folks have jumped on the scofflaw bandwagon, toting crates full of high-powered rockets and bombs sold on the Indian reservations (because state laws do not apply on the reservations) back here to suburban Oregon neighborhoods.  Where they proceed to treat the rest of us to at least seven nights (and sometimes days) of explosions, shrieking, acrid smoke and panicked dog-barking. 

And since these fireworks are illegal, the law-breakers don’t set them off in the street or in open fields, where at least the neighbors could keep an eye on where they’re coming from and where they’re going.  These idiots set off their contraband in their back yards behind 6 foot wooden fences.  So all the neighbors can do is duck and cover; and wonder when a mishandled rocket might come crashing through the fence, land smoldering in their bark mulch or ignite their shake roof. Apparently, the local gendarmerie has neither the will nor the resources to control the situation.  So on it goes.  Bigger and badder every year.

For the most part, I have been happy enough to live and let live.  Batten down the hatches, keep the animals indoors, shut the windows and play the TV really loud.  But this year…this year broke MY camel’s back. 

Here is my story:

I have a five-month-old puppy.  Said puppy accompanied us to our working weekend/holiday at the beach.  She spent much of 72 hours on the leash or restrained in her crate.  She does okay under those circumstances, but enough is enough.  When we got home, she loved getting back to her place and her routine.

Part of her routine is to be taken for a walk around 11:00 each night, where she does her final business before bed.  For whatever reason, she can no longer be enticed to do this business in the back yard.  It’s outside, on the leash, around the corner, or no go.

When 11:00 rolled around on Tuesday night, we attempted to do the walk thing, only to be foiled by cracks and bangs and flashes and showers of sparks on every driveway—the legal fireworks; and louder, more ominous booms and explosions from behind the houses.  Dog was not having any of it.  Though she didn’t cower in terror and try to run away and hide, she was WAAAY too distracted to perform the task for which we were out on the street.

We turned around and went back in the house.

Half an hour later, the ear-splitting booming from next door was still going on.  Trying to resist the urge to fall down and cover my head  every time I heard the loud “Whoomp!!!” of one of those things leaving its launching pad, I finally hollered out the back window—“Can you just GIVE IT A REST already??!?!?” 

Wonder of wonders, all became quiet a few minutes later. 

So I grabbed the dog, clipped on her leash and headed out the door in a desperate attempt to get her to perform her late evening duty so we could both go to bed.

We tiptoed down the block, my head swiveling from side to side, on the lookout for people, sparks, smoke…anything.  No one was around.  Hallelujah.

We got almost to the end of the block when, from somewhere frighteningly nearby, a huge tumult of sparking, spitting, popping and booming ensued.  I turned around and saw that someone had dragged a gigantic can of repeater roman candles out into the road and lit it, maybe 20 yards behind us.  My next-door neighbors had decided to risk the non-existent law enforcement and take their show out into the street.     

One after another these things shot out of the can, flying fifteen or twenty feet in the air, and exploding—loudly—in a bright shower of sparks, practically right above our heads.  Dog freaked out.  I freaked out.  Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME???  

“You stupid son-of-a-bitch!!!  What the hell????”             

“What?  What’s wrong?  What’s your problem?”

“Oh my GOD!  You scared the crap out of my dog!!!!!!”  Let me get my dog in the house and you can light off all the goddamn fireworks you want! 

“That was not our intention…!”

“Whatever, dude…”

There was not a big fight after that.  I gathered my dog, stormed back down the street, past the assholes, studiously not making eye contact.  I was not proud of the way I had screamed at them.  Nor was I completely sure that I wouldn’t go back on the rampage if I even looked in their direction as I passed them.

So that is what our neighborhoods have become.  Holiday battle zones.  Isolated little bands of adversaries, aggressively doing anything the hell they want any time they want, and fuck you if you don’t like it.  Move to Russia. 

Should I still be proud to be an American? 

Just checking… 

Friday, June 30, 2017

Freedom to Sit Down

I was enjoying myself at the ballgame this evening.  Perfect weather, a nice wine cooler, fun company in the surrounding seats.     Then over the P.A. came the traditional downer: "Please stand for our national anthem."

And it just...bothered me. I hate the song.  I hate the ritual.  I hate the obligatory nature of the whole thing.

To me, to be required to stand and project a degree of fealty I might or might not feel,  to a scrap of cloth, to a nation in moral crisis, at a public event that has nothing to do with that aspect of life, is vulgar in the extreme.  Bordering on fascist. 

How does this differ, I thought, from children being forced to pray at public schools?  What is the difference, really, between religion and the type of group-think nationalism that masquerades as "patriotism" in 21st -century America?  Why is it perfectly okay--desirable, even--to require members of the public to demonstrate an "acceptable" degree of love and loyalty for the country in which they reside at any and every public gathering, political or otherwise?  How is this any different than requiring school children to gather and recite prayers at the beginning of the school day, to demonstrate proper subservience to a God in which they may or may not believe?  Why is one (properly) unconstitutional, while the other is not only acceptable, but very nearly compulsory?      

The degree of love, devotion, and/or loyalty I feel to the country of my birth is a very private matter; it's something that lives in my soul.  It's nobody's business.  I fail to see why "tradition" requires me to demonstrate rote patriotism before I can watch a ballgame in peace, or be the object of scorn, derision or worse.

It's so much easier to stand and stare at a scrap of decorated fabric, slap one's hand over one's heart and mouth the words to an impossible song with gusto...than to really study and understand the foundations of the nation we call our own; to require it to live up to its pedigree; and to be disappointed when it doesn't. 

Surely in this land of the free and home of the brave, we are meant to be free to do that? 

June Pupdate

Age:  Almost 20 weeks
Height:  18 inches at the shoulder
Weight:  28 lbs.
Eats:  3 cups kibbles plus 2 little cans wet food, innumerable pieces of hot dog (her treat for doing tricks) and many crunchy “bonios.”
Favorite food:  She really likes those hot dogs (she’s her father’s daughter, I guess…)

Commands she knows:  We have added “down” (as in “lie down”) to her list of “tricks.”  Now if we can just get her to do it for more than 2 seconds at a time.  I guess “STAY” has to be her next lesson…
Percentage of time she actually obeys commands:  Maybe 65%.  A little improvement in a month.
Favorite toy:  Still Bumble…and he’s still more or less in one piece.  Dirty and smelly, but in one piece.

Nicknames:  Devil-eye Dog, because of the look she gets—whites of the eyes showing half-way around—when she’s about to do something she’s absolutely sure she’s not supposed to do but is by damn gonna do anyway and you’re not gonna stop her.

Today’s story:  The dog has mastered stairs.  Finally.  It took awhile, because she’s not actually allowed to go upstairs in the house (where all the carpeting is…) and the stairs down to the yard are only two hops to the ground. 

When we go to the park, there’s a slide with wooden stairs leading up to it.  For the first several weeks of her life, we’d take her to the park and I would climb to the top of the platform while “Dad” set her at the bottom of the stairs.  I would then proceed to sweet talk and cajole and “C’mon Jo!” until I turned blue in the face…with her looking up at me as if I were asking her to climb on razor blades.  Dad would put her feet up on each step, then hitch her butt up, then repeat, until she got to the top.  She didn’t get it.  Didn’t look like she ever would.

Once at the top, Mom would position puppy to go down the slide, into the waiting arms of Dad at the bottom.  Then Mom would slide down meeting Dad at the bottom where we would then laugh and make much of the puppy.  She genuinely enjoyed the slide part…just couldn’t get a handle on climbing those stairs.
Last week, the light finally dawned;  Matt sent me a text while I was out of town saying she had, inexplicably, climbed to the top of the stairs all by herself.

And now, if we go anywhere near that park, she heads right for the slide, so she can revel in that “make much of the puppy” moment.