For me, cats are like potato
chips: I could never have just one. Our current population has reached nine—seven
indoor, one outdoor, and one in between.
Each with his or her own way of alternately melting your heart or driving
you nuts.
Most of these felines have been
what my family refers to as “walk-ons”:
Cats who just show up one day and within a few weeks make it abundantly
clear that they now live HERE. As long
as the Almighty chooses to send these hungry, tired, homeless fur-bags to my
doorstep, I will contrive to feed, house and entertain them (because I truly
believe our chief attraction to cats is our entertainment value…)
This is “Book.” Shortly after we moved into this neighborhood
twelve years ago, we noticed two black cats among the indigenous animal
life. We dubbed them “Book” and
“End.” Someone told me today that
coyotes don’t eat black cats…maybe there’s some truth to that, since, a decade
later, both of these guys are still part
of the neighborhood cast of characters.
We see “End” from time to time.
He’s wary, secretive and keeps to the shadows. Book, however, is just….everybody’s cat.
Book originally belonged to a
family a couple of houses down, a family that moved away several years ago and
left him behind. He seemed to take this
abandonment in stride. He developed a
talent for being friendly to any familiar human, so much so that the humans are
more than happy to plunk plates of food down for him, or plump up cozy beds on
their porches or in their garages. I
know of at least three families on the block who feed him, and make some claim
of part ownership of him. One family
calls him “Sunny” and thinks he’s a female (he’s actually a neutered
male—notice the notches on his left ear, indicating he’s been “fixed” at the
local spay and neuter clinic.)
Well, Book isn’t getting any
younger; twelve or thirteen years is often about all there is for an outdoor
cat. He’s gimpy and his eyes run and he
sneezes a lot…but he doesn’t look ill.
His black coat, though shot with silver hairs here and there, is still
glossy, and in the winter he puts on several pounds, laying on a layer of
blubber, like a seal or a walrus, to insulate him from the cold. For the past few years, I have numbered him
among “my” feline family, because I’ve taken responsibility for making sure he
is fed, dry, and INDOORS at night. For a
couple of winters, that meant locked inside my (barely) heated greenhouse for
the night. Since last year, it’s been
the warmer, dryer garage.
For the most part, he’s been
a contented and docile senior citizen. I
think he knows it’s my aim to make his life more pleasant, and he is happy to
hang around the yard, curl up on the chair on the greenhouse deck, or doze in
the sun by the front door. Our daily
ritual is to “share” a cup of coffee on the deck in the morning. I take my coffee out on the deck, and he
comes and sits in my lap to be petted and made much of. And to liberally sprinkle
black hairs over the top of my cup of joe.
Though I consider Book “my”
cat, I have never been quite sure if he thinks of me as “his” human. He continues to divide his affection between
several families on the block, and just when I think he has finally “moved in”
for good and all, he’ll disappear for a day or two. And when I’ve whipped myself into a frenzy of
worry, he’ll saunter back under the fence with his gimpy, old-timer’s gait,
with a look that says, “Hi, Lady! Did
you miss me?”
Tuesday morning, he did
something that was so funny and so unusual…I think I’ll take it to mean he’s
finally accepted me as HIS human (or one of them, anyway…) I took my coffee out to the deck that morning…no
Book. It was the first nice morning
after several days of rain, so I figured he was just out enjoying the dry. I finished my coffee, took my cup inside, then
went back out to do some work in the greenhouse.
All at once I hear this
god-awful yowling coming across the back yard.
It quickly registers as the noise a cat makes when it’s carrying
something important in its mouth. A
toy. A pair of socks. A bird… Sure enough, here comes Bookie, proudly
bearing…something…between his teeth. I
can hardly bear to look, but first glance ascertains that it is NOT a
bird. Or a mouse, or any living
creature. Or anything that WAS living at
one time. It looks like…a piece of wood?
So I stand at the greenhouse
door and call, “What have you got?” He
mounts the steps of the deck and drops his prize in the vicinity of my
foot. I lean in to get a closer
look. It’s…
A cookie. A raspberry Newton, to be exact.
I have no idea where it came
from. And, at first, I was worried that
it might be poisoned or something. But
he didn’t show any signs of illness…in fact, he was pretty damned pleased with
himself and his treasure. He dropped it,
ate some, walked away from it, then came back and ate some more. He left about a third of it…for ME. I honestly think he brought it to go with my
coffee.
(When he wasn’t looking, I
picked up the pieces and dropped them in the trash…)
But, I think he likes
me. He really likes me!
