The sad news came in an
email. My cellular service carrier took
it upon itself to send out a notice that 2G service was on the chopping
block--it would be discontinued after 1/1/17, but it could crap out in any
given area between now and then, as the cell companies were not going to be
required to repair any 2G networks that failed early. Those
of us who had old phones that relied on this archaic bandwidth were going to
have to get with the program and get our hands on more “modern” hardware, or
lose the ability to make or receive calls when the 2G service in our area
crapped out.
I am not exactly a
techno-phobe. I have been laptop
literate since 2003, and three years ago, I got my first tablet. So, you know…I take advantage of
technological advances when they are useful to my needs, but I draw the line at
CREATING a need for each advance in technology.
I got my telephone in 2010 when we first signed up with our current
carrier. I picked it out specifically
because texting is my preferred method of communication, and it has a QWERTY
keyboard. It also has a great keyboard
lock so butt-dials are kept to a minimum.
The cameral sucks, but I have
plenty of cameras. It does not have a
touch screen and it does not accept “apps,” but my iPad has these things…I don’t
need them on my phone. Consequently, the
battery charge lasts forever, so I am not tethered to a power source, which is way
more important to me than all that “stuff.”
I love my phone. It does everything I need a phone to do, it’s
compact, it’s nearly indestructible—it once took a two-hour ride in the bottom
of a sink full of dishwater, and lived to tell about it. I have dropped it a million times, smashed
innumerable protective plastic cases, but the phone has survived unscathed. In six years, I’ve never replaced the
battery, and it still holds a charge for a week. This little chunk of high tech is better
engineered than 99% of the stuff that is out there. When they built this little guy, they left
out the “planned obsolescence” that is routinely built into these things…much
to some manufacturer’s chagrin, I’m sure.
What is not to love about this phone?
But now…now the gun is firmly
placed against my temple. My fantastic,
reliable, everything-I-want phone is going to become a paperweight sometime
within the next 9 months, due to circumstances beyond its—or my—control.
Now, we have a great cellular
carrier that is cheap and offers packages designed to appeal to older farts
like us who do not live with our phones surgically connected to the palms of
our hands. And, bless their hearts, they
have offered to ease the transition a bit by offering $35 toward the purchase
of a new phone from the assortment that they offer. Unfortunately, their assortment SUCKS. They offer two ancient-styled flip-phone
models with no keyboard at all—I imagine these are for REALLY old farts for
whom merely owning a mobile phone was as technologically advanced as they could
ever manage. And from there, we jump
into smart technology—androids and iPhones and tablets, oh my!
I do not want a smart
phone. I do not need apps. I absolutely LOATHE touch-screen keyboards,
and I will go to great lengths to get the QWERTY keyboard I want on my new phone. But my carrier does not offer one. And now I find I am cast adrift into the
swirling maze of Amazon and Ebay and big box tech stores, trying to puzzle out
how I might get the phone I want and connect it up to my nice, comfy, cheap,
old fart cel service. For less than
$800.
Help!
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