But ...I have Christian friends. Christian friends whom I respect...in fact, a couple of them are ministers. It can't have been easy for any of them to be confronted with such an unappealing metaphor involving the object of their sacred devotion. I'll admit, I did cringe when using the offending moniker where those friends might be likely to come across it. Since I really have nothing against Jesus, and I rather like Cheetos...why insult THEM?
But nothing else seemed quite the right combination of accurately descriptive and blatantly disrespectful.
Until today, when this meme fell like manna from heaven: